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    June 04, 2019

    Warframe Warframe Weekly Off-Topic Thread | Share Whatever You'd Like!

    Warframe Weekly Off-Topic Thread | Share Whatever You'd Like!

    Posted: 04 Jun 2019 08:33 AM PDT

    Hello, Tenno! Today is Top(ic)-less Tuesday!

    Your comments need not be related to Warframe; you can post memes, personal stories, or anything else that wouldn't normally fit within the Relevance Rule. We will still be enforcing the Golden Rule in this thread.

    Credit goes to /r/DestinyTheGame for this weekly thread series!

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    They hated Jesus because he told them the truth

    Posted: 04 Jun 2019 03:19 PM PDT

    [Spoiler] The Old War in a nutshell

    Posted: 04 Jun 2019 03:38 AM PDT

    Orokin: Oh fuck, the Origin System is going to shit. We need a new home.

    Orokin creates Sentients

    Orokin: Go our creations, build us a new home in another system.

    Sentients: Okey dokey.

    a long amount of time later

    Sentients: Hey, wait, the Orokin are assholes. We shouldn't build a new home for them.

    Orokin: We're going to kill you.

    Sentients: What the fuck, we're going to kill you back.

    Orokin: Oh shit, our guns are doing nothing to them. We need a new weapon.

    Orokin creates Infestation

    Orokin: Go our creation, destroy the Sentients.

    Infestation: Okey dokey.

    some time later

    Infestation: Turns out we can't do jack shit to the Sentients. In the meantime we've decided to kill you instead.

    Orokin: Oh shit, we need another new weapon.

    Orokin creates Warframes

    Orokin: Go our creatio...ah fuck it, you get the point.

    Warframes: You guys suck, we're going to kill you instead.

    Orokin: What the fuck, why is nothing going right?

    Margulis: Hey, I found weird space kids.

    Orokin: Undulating Uranus on a pogo stick, the weird space kids are demons. Ballas, kill Margulis.

    Margulis: But the space kids can control the Warframes.

    Orokin: ...Kill her anyways.

    Ballas: NOOOOOOOO.....

    jade light goes off

    Ballas: ...OOOOOOOO that's it! You guys are assholes, I'm going to help the Sentients.

    some time later

    Ballas: Here is how to destroy the weird space kids and their Warframes.

    Hunhow: Go my daughter, destroy the weird space kids.

    Natah: Hello weird space kids, I have come to destr-

    Orokin: No you're not, we did the hax on your brain and now you will take care of the weird space kids for us.

    Natah: I will love the space kids like they were my own children.

    Sentients: What the fuck, the weird space kids aren't dead?

    Sentients have been eliminated

    Sentients: This is fucking bullshit, we're going to take a nap. BRB

    Sentients will respawn in 9999... years

    Orokin: Hooray, we defeated the Sentients!

    Natah: Destroy the Orokin my beloved space children.

    Orokin: What the fu-

    Orokin have been eliminated.

    Orokin: THIS GAME SUCKS MONKEY DONGS, ALL OF YOU ARE ASSHOLES, GOOD-FUCKING-BYE

    Orokin have left the game.

    Infestation: LOL salty much?

    Grineer: WE'RE FUCKING FREE

    Natah: Alright space children, naptime. I'll wake you up when you're needed again.

    Space children: Yes mom.

    THE END

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    Reddit user creates Warframe movement system in Overwatch

    Posted: 04 Jun 2019 08:45 AM PDT

    "Whats the Meta Amp?" Infographic

    Posted: 04 Jun 2019 09:14 PM PDT

    Look at them

    Posted: 04 Jun 2019 12:29 PM PDT

    Yes warframe, I wanted to ground slam there

    Posted: 04 Jun 2019 09:46 AM PDT

    This can be seen from the gas city of Jupiter, the Sentient army is already in our Sol system. Prepare for war Tenno. Credits to "Xayl"

    Posted: 04 Jun 2019 10:40 AM PDT

    Please DE, it's been 2.5 years since cysts were added. Why the heck do we STILL have to wait a full week to remove them?

    Posted: 04 Jun 2019 07:44 AM PDT

    I get that it was part of a neat little event when it was released.

    I get that some people like the aesthetic.

    But I just got Wisp and now have to wait an entire 7 days if I want to pop this damn zit.

    Please stop ruining my fashionframe. :c

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    Didn't know my Kavat had a pre-installed warp drive that needed charging via face rubbing.

    Posted: 04 Jun 2019 04:30 PM PDT

    The hollow knight's

    Posted: 04 Jun 2019 11:40 AM PDT

    Told this pipe about my mental state and now it’s a

    Posted: 04 Jun 2019 08:28 PM PDT

    Another really terrible joke.

    Posted: 04 Jun 2019 08:57 AM PDT

    I found one of the very last original containers that’s still in the game. I will keep its location a secret for the rest of my life.

    Posted: 04 Jun 2019 01:58 AM PDT

    Wisp Sketch

    Posted: 04 Jun 2019 12:38 PM PDT

    Can we get a sticky mega thread for questions/complaints about nitain without nightwave?

    Posted: 04 Jun 2019 05:10 PM PDT

    Title. By my count, we have had approximately 39 new posts about this topic in the last 14 days (sorry for making it 40). It's getting pretty ridiculous by now. Such a thread could a chart like this to make it a resource too:

    Nitain Extract Sources Mission Level/Tier Drop Chance
    Ghoul Bounty (When Active) Level 15-25 Stage 4 of 4 5.95%
    Level 40-50 Stage 4 of 5 4.12%
    Level 40-50 Stage 5 of 5 5.95%
    Sabotage Tier 1 (Mercury, Venus, Mars) (All 3 caches) 0.67%
    Tier 2 (Jupiter, Saturn, Ceres) (All 3 caches) 1.00%
    Tier 3 (Pluto, Sedna) (All 3 caches) 2.00%
    Void, Stribog (All 3 caches) 2.00%
    Void, Marduk (All 3 caches) 1.01%
    Exterminate Jupiter, Carpo (All 3 caches) 1.00%
    Kuva, Dakata (All 3 caches) 2.00%
    Lua, Plato (All 3 caches) 1.29%
    Other:Nightwave Offerings (When Active)
    Wolf of Saturn Six 0.13%
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    I got killed by a teammate. In almost 1k hours I did not encounter such a thing

    Posted: 04 Jun 2019 09:32 AM PDT

    [Spoiler]The Shitpost Dream

    Posted: 04 Jun 2019 06:23 AM PDT

    [Cinematic]

    Hunhow: Hey, kid. I heard ya don't like Tenno

    Stalker: Yup

    Hunhow: then have some power up and help me rekt them

    Stalker: K, thx

    [To be continued screen from JoJo]

    Lotus: Those sentients are up to something. Let's find out what Grineer knows.

    [Sends tenno to spy mission]

    Data from Grineer: Salad was here, send space mommy titties if you want help

    Lotus: sends space titties to Salad

    [Sends tenno to find part of Hunhow]

    Salad: It is I, Saladeen V, I'm here to help, for I got space nudes! But I'm also gonna annoy the shit out of you. Now find that Hunhow's severed dicke

    Tenno: touches dicke

    Hunhow: You activated my trap card

    Lotus: Tenno, you gotta follow that cheeki breeki guy

    [Sends Tenno to another mission]

    Tenno: follows Stalker to the void

    Salad: Oh, boy we got the moon

    [Tenno turns off the stealth mode and goes back to orbiter]

    Lotus: We gotta move the moon or it explodes

    Tenno: moves moon from void() to int main()

    Hunhow: It's free real estate

    [Lotus sends Tenno to find reservoir]

    Tenno: goes to reservoir

    Man: is kicked out of reservoir

    Tenno: goes offline

    Man: I know that guy, he's me

    Warframe: takes man to extraction

    [At orbiter]

    Stalker: you shall not pass

    Tenno: passes anyway

    Stalker: Surprised Pikachu

    Tenno: falls

    Stalker: stabs Warframe and do some Anakin-tier shit on operator

    Warframe: breaks sword

    Stalker: Nooooooooooo disappears

    Lotus: takes you to comfy chair

    Lotus: Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walker right into that Stalker ambush, same as us, and that cephalon over there

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    Shouldn't Umbra be walking around in the ship?

    Posted: 03 Jun 2019 11:55 PM PDT

    Umbra is sentient and fully capable of moving around on his own, so shouldn't he be walking around the ship instead of stuffed away in whatever hammerspace storage container we keep our gear in?

    I dunno, it just seems a bit cruel to just keep him locked away like ballas did :/

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    My Saryn is a bit shy today

    Posted: 04 Jun 2019 01:05 PM PDT

    I know what must be done

    Posted: 04 Jun 2019 03:14 AM PDT

    Painting some bike parts the other day.

    Posted: 04 Jun 2019 06:58 PM PDT

    Spectralysts have the most intense looking War ever

    Posted: 04 Jun 2019 05:31 AM PDT

    Please give us the option to turn off Auto Climbing

    Posted: 04 Jun 2019 10:30 PM PDT

    Did I do it? Did I captura right?

    Posted: 04 Jun 2019 03:26 PM PDT

    cautious shot has been fixed!

    Posted: 04 Jun 2019 10:27 AM PDT

    tested with 348% strength mirage and chroma

    and zarr

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    mirage with 696% buff

    696% eclipse

    chroma:

    957% vex buff

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